Honey Boo Boo (Alana) wanted to go to the North Pole. She wanted to see “Elvis” who is Santa’s little helper. She wanted to help make toys for Santa. “You can’t go to the North Pole because it is April,” hollered Pumpkin as she ate a fat cake and farted. “I can, too…I’ll ride Glitsy!” exclaimed…
“Welcome to Myrtle Manor” fan fiction written by James Trescott Bernardinelli
Jared and Chelsey were sitting by the pool at the Myrtle Manor trailer park. They were having a romantic time. “You are so beautiful, Chelsey,” said Jared with a nice grin. “I like how you drive a cool motorcycle,”…
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Mama woke up early today. She needed to help get her house full of kids ready for school. “Alana,” she says, “Did you remember to feed Nugget?” “Nugget pooped on the bed!” yelled Alana from the next room while she was dusting her Beauty Pageant trophies. Pumpkin, the trouble-maker, was farting under the kitchen table. “Stop that, Pumpkin!”, yelled Mama June, “Go get Mama her hair curlers!” Jessica walked into the room wearing Mama June’s curlers. “I’m using them, Mama!” she exclaimed. “Oh, goodness!” cried Mama. Soon Sugar Bear got home from work and took Mama June out on a date to the ice cream stand.
I’m hoping that Steven Spielberg and DreamWorks will be into this movie idea I have.
I have been watching a lot of old “Tales from the Crypt” episodes and I said “Why don’t you pretend you are writing a score for an episode of Tales from the Crypt…music to be used within the episode?” So I did. I don’t know what the episode would have been about. I guess you could just make it up by listening.
