Mama woke up early today. She needed to help get her house full of kids ready for school. “Alana,” she says, “Did you remember to feed Nugget?” “Nugget pooped on the bed!” yelled Alana from the next room while she was dusting her Beauty Pageant trophies. Pumpkin, the trouble-maker, was farting under the kitchen table. “Stop that, Pumpkin!”, yelled Mama June, “Go get Mama her hair curlers!” Jessica walked into the room wearing Mama June’s curlers. “I’m using them, Mama!” she exclaimed. “Oh, goodness!” cried Mama. Soon Sugar Bear got home from work and took Mama June out on a date to the ice cream stand.